and let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that michaelangelo had probably never seen a girl naked and when he want to sculpt or paint them his mentality seems to be “wow, everyone likes women….they must be like…..buff dudes. i love buff dudes. women are buff dudes but with little chest lumps and no wiener”
And my personal favorite, Adam and Eve
he literally painted adam and steve
I need to get like 107% hotter
True friends are ones who’s wifi automatically connects to your phone
Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
have you ever stopped liking somebody that you liked a lot and suddenly notice that they are a shitty person and realize how blinded you were by how much you liked them
Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma
i can`t go to school mom the blankets have accepted me as one of their own if i leave now i might lose their trust.